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22nd August 2011

Post reblogged from Harry Potter Facts with 197 notes

Pottermore will be closing on the 31st of August and re-opening again on October 1st, implementing the changes based on the feedback provided during the beta testing period. Your house points and progress will stay the same.

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30th July 2011

Post reblogged from Harry Potter Collector Cards! with 2 notes

Harry Potter Series A - Sheet #3!

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10th July 2011

Post reblogged from That's that, Mattress Man. with 24 notes

‘Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone’ Midnight Session Idea.

radiobenji:

I would hold them from March to October, 2nd Saturday of the month, at Midnight, one film a month.

Fans come dressed as characters and run off the below Fan-Response Script… Just like Rocky Horror midnight sessions.

I have written one for each film, so hold tight cause I won’t post them all at once as they’re very long. Will post one a day so they lead up to the Final film’s UK/USA release and by then I will have seen it so I can make one for that too :)

Feel free to print this off and try it at home with your friends!

First Film:

1. When Dumbledore walks on screen and pulls out the Put-Outer, Audience says “HEY! That’s my Tiny Ball of Light!”
2. Everytime Dudley pushes Harry, the Audience blows raspberries at the screen.
3. Everytime an Owl drops a letter or package, Audiences throw a paper plane at the screen. - Maybe take a maximum of 4 and sparringly throw them throughout the film so to still respect the cinema staff’s after clean up. Or decorate your planes so you can retrieve them later and find them in the mess.
4. When Petunia says “We have a witch in the family, isn’t that wonderful” the Audience says “YES! IT’S BLOODY BRILLIANT!”.
5. When Dudley grows a pigs tale, Audience respond with Oinking at the screen.
6. Whenever a Snake, Slytherin or Snape is on the screen, Audiences respond with a Hssssssssss.
7. Hagrid’s first shot, Audience stamps their feet 6 times.
8. When Harry finds his Wand in Ollivander’s, hold drinking straw in the air like Wand.
9. Hedwig’s first shot with Hagrid, and every shot where Harry holds Hedwig, Audience gives the little hero a standing ovation.
10. Everytime Harry says Voldemort, Audience says “You Nose Who!”.
11. When we see the Hogwarts Express, Audience whistles/hums the Thomas the Tank Engine Theme Tune… http://youtu.be/8gXk8y7_qxY 
12. When Hermione says “You’ve got something on your nose, did you know?”, Audience responds with “I can’t see my own nose, Granger!”.
13. When Hermione fixes Harry’s glasses, stand up and testify “HALLELUJAH! I CAN SEEEEEE!”.
14. When we first walk into the Great Hall, the Audience gives a big “WOOOAAHHHH”.
15. When Harry puts on the Sorting Hat, Audience say “THIS BOY HAS NITS!” in your best hat-voice.
16. Whenever Richard Harris comes into shot, put your hand to your head and salute him.
17. When the students begin to eat, Audience opens up a packet of chips and munches on them at the same time.
18. Everytime Draco says “Pottah”, respond with a “Malfoy” in the same tone.
19. Everytime Harry says “Malfoy”, respond with “Pottah” in Malfoy’s droll tone.
20. Everytime McGonagall is on the screen, Audience gives a “Woop-Woop!”.
21. When Snape says “Where would I find a Bezoar”, Audience response is: “In your stock cupboard!”
22. When Harry says “That’s the Vault Hagrid and I went to”, Audience gives an ominous “ooooh”.
23. Everytime a teacher says “Good morning, Class” respond with a big “Good morning [insert-name]”.
24. When Neville or Harry starts to fly around, Audience gives a big, synchronized “It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane… Not it’s SuperDork!”.
25. When Mrs Norris comes on screen, Audience start going “Here kitty-kitty”.
26. Whenever Harry says “I don’t know” or “I didn’t know”, Audience says “Well, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!”
27. Whenever Fluffy is on the screen, Audience says “NAWWW, Puppeh!”.
28. Whenever a flying Snitch is on screen, Audience proclaims: “Catch that Snitch, Bitch!” (remember, this is a Midnight session, so what are kids doing there anyways?).
29. In the Wingardium Leviosa scene, repeat Ron’s “LeviOOHHHsa not LevioSAAHHH” a couple of times. Repeat again with the Troll/Leviosa bit.
30. When the students all scream at Quirrell fainting, Audience screams with them and throws a Sock in the air.
31. When the Troll swings his bat, shout “DUCK!”.
32. When Ron says “Troll Bogeys”, Audience gives an enthused “YUMMEH!”.
33. When Hedwig drops the Broom package say “OMG, what on EARTH could it be?!”. (After you’ve thrown a paper plane if you still have one left)
34. During the Quidditch match, pick a side and chant “Go-Go Gryffindor!” or “Slyth-er-in! *clap-clap-clap*”.
35. When Hagrid says “I shouldn’t have said that” or something similar, Audience responds with an annoyed “HAGRIIIID!”.
36. Everytime someone says “Restricted Section”, Audience goes “Shhhhhh”. (Because it’s Taboo, geddit?)
37. When Harry turns invisible, Audience pretends Harry’s a child hiding and says an Over the top “OMG, WHERE COULD HARRY BE?”, “WHERE’S HARRY HIDING?!” or something of the sort. Something totally condescending.
38. When Harry runs into Snape and Quirell, Audience freeze into a random position and stay frozen-stiff until the scene is over and Harry is safe.
39. Everytime someone looks into the Mirror of Erised, shout out something you wish you’d see in the mirror. Example: I would shout out: “A NEVER ENDING PACK OF TIM TAMS!”.
40. Whenever a character is asleep, Audience say “Wake up, Jeff!” in a song-song voice.
41. Everytime someone says “The Philosopher’s Stone”, Audience responds with “THE WHAT!?”.
42. When Norbert breaks out of her shell, Audience stands up and cheers “WOOT! LADY GAGA!”.
43. When hooded VoldeQuirrell lunges towards Harry, Audience screams and grabs their friend just like Scooby Doo and Shaggy. Even do a Scooby Doo voice if you can.
44. Whenever Harry rubs his scar, rub your own forehead and yell out “SCARHEAD!”.
45. When Neville get’s Petrificus’d, As he hits the ground, Audiences should try to clap once, loudly, at the same time as Neville hits the ground to enhance the sound of his fall.
46. When the kids come into the key room, get out your own keys and jingle them from they enter the room, until Harry gets on the broom. (then you do the SuperDork bit - #24)
47. When the Chess board lights up, everyone goes “OOOH”.
48. When Harry moves during the Chess game for the final time, the youngest in your group of friends (that you attend with) swaps seats with the oldest person in your group, and then the oldest person has to face away from the screen until the scene ends (like 2 seconds later) (geddit, audience chess).
49. When Quirrell is revealed, lose your shit with over the top “OMG IT WAS HIM!” “I NEVER SAW THAT COMING!” type of stuff. Act really surprised.
50. When Voldemort is revealed, point and laugh at the screen.
51. Whenever Harry stands up to Voldemort or Quirrell… or VoldeQuirrell, whether physically or verbally, shout SASSY supportive things like “YOU GO, GURLFRAN!” “AWW, SNAP!” and “OH NO YOU DI-INT!”.
52. When Quirrell falls to the ground, shout out “ASHES TO ASHES, BITCHES!”. Then as Voldemort’s soul flies at Harry, Audience should scream in terror.
53. When Dumbledore goes to eat a Jelly bean and says “Alas…”, shout out a flavour that would be gross, example “TOE JAM!” or “BABY VOMIT!”.
54. At the feast, clap along politely at first then moan at the Slytherin points. THEN cheer along with the characters on screen and “Woop-Woop” etc. Then throw your hats in the air.
55. As Harry hugs Hagrid, hug your friends, then as the train flies off and the screen fades to black, throw streamers at the screen and give the film a standing ovation.

The End.

Prop list:

• Paper Planes (3 or 4)
• Set of keys
• A sock or 2
• Packet of chips/lollies
• Drinking straw
• Streamers

This was written by myself, radiobenji/tumblr and forever-gemma-tt/tumblr

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4th July 2011

Post reblogged from Let's Open Up! with 93 notes

REBLOG if you support Same-Sex Marriage, Click ‘LIKE’ if you don’t.

can-of-worms:

No judgments, just a vote, do the ‘No’ votes REALLY outweigh the ‘Yes’ votes like we’re told.

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26th June 2011

Post reblogged from Harry Potter Jokes! with 25 notes

Top 10 Banned Spells at Hogwarts…

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1. Insitgogo! - Wizard Viagra
2. Madidusolo! - Spell to give wet-willies
3. Datitorapido! - Date-rape spell
4. Coactum-Rununium! - Teacher laxatives
5. Tremo Tempro! - Make one hit themselves (Stop hitting yourself-stop hitting yourself…)
6. Infestus Herpus! - Give enemy aggressive herpes
7. Phallingo Pingo! - Draw penises on high ceilings
8. Ebullio Puga Pyga! - Enlarge someone’s bum
9. Anullolo Incommododo! - Give wedgies to first years
10. Valde-Extollo! - Penis enlargement

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